Let's just get right down to brass tacks, ladies and gentlemen.This site was created to arm the average "Joe Six-Pack" with what has been common knowledge amongst landlords and other authority figures across this great country since the mid-90's...that this "Sketch Vibez" character is NOT to be trusted! HE'S A DAMN TERRORIST! 

DO NOT OFFER HIM ALCOHOL, FOR THIS MAY ENRAGE HIM !!!

If you have the grave misfortune of encountering this so-called "Sketch Vibez" hooligan, DO NOT MAKE EYE-CONTACT !!! Simply put any beers you may have out of sight, and extinguish any HIGH-GRADE cannabis you may be smoking. He will soon grow tired of ANY environment that cannot provide access to these items. DO NOT DISCUSS "RAP-MUSIC" WITH HIM !!! IT WILL ONLY ANGER HIM !!!